squirtl:

STEVEN AND I ARE PLAYING POOL ON OMGPOP AND THIS RANDOM GUY IS WATCHING US PLAY AND HE WONT LEAVE OMFFG

STEVEN EVEN TOLD HIM IM A RAGING LESBIAN AND IS TRYNNA FIGHT HIM BECAUSE HE DONT GOT SWAG LOL

*swings watch in front of your face*

you are feeling veerrrrry compelled to let me touch your butt

*kicks laptop because it keeps double clicking and automatically unliking when i go to like stuff*

dregonov:

Medusa

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xxtabitharose:

What I’m wearing at ur funeral

kegelkween:

*puts fan on high*
*gets under blanket*

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